Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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