i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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