Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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