I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
this just has baby written all over it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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