Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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