im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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