I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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