we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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