I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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