Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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