Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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