this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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