So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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