did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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