No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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