his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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