I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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