im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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