Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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