your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
