so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize