like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just had sex on a roof
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have aggressive nipples.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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