Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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