question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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