from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can't put those talents on a resume
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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