i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it glows. i had to have it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize