I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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