i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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