sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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