I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm at about main and main street
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just high enough for therapy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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