Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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