One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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