ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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