how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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