I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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