i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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