google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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