i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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