if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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