just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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