Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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