Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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