I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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