she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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