Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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