Whats the glycemic index on semen?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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