I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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