no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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