she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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