the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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