just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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