so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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