Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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