Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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