you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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