i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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