Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im six kinds of drunk right now
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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